Eldritch Ouchie (Right Leg) | Tee

I fought an Eldritch God and all I got was this ouchie. This cut is the Right Leg variant — Cthulhu caught mid-theft with your limb as the trophy. Made for amputees, limb-difference folks, and anyone whose best war story involves tentacles.

Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft retail fit. Dark blanks so the cream type and teal tentacles pop. Production usually 2–5 business days, then tracked shipping.

Also available: Left Arm, Right Arm, Left Leg, Right Leg.